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Best South Dakota Breakfasts

By Katie Hunhoff
“A timid salesman has skinny kids,” quipped a sales consultant at a recent business meeting in Sioux Falls.
That may be especially true for salesmen in sparsely populated South Dakota, where you can literally run out of prospects and even restaurants. So the smart traveling salesman of the prairie makes the most of every day, every town, every mile.
And the experienced salesman knows the advantages of starting the day right, with a tasty breakfast enjoyed in a place where the locals meet — so we asked a few road veterans to share their favorite breakfast establishment as a travel tip for the rest of us.
JOIE’S CAFE  — Winner
Although Wayne Hopkins of Brookings sells electrical and air conditioning parts for Nielsen’s in a four state area, he chose a restaurant in his home town of

Sparky’s owner is Ryan Maher, a young entrepreneur and state senator.

Winner.  “In the winter I’d go into the cafe, just a block from my school, to have a hot chocolate and warm up. It still looks the same as I remember it 30 years ago,” Hopkins says. His favorite item is the breakfast burrito.
Brock Green succeeded his father-in-law at Joie’s years ago. Special recipes for biscuits and gravy and made-from-scratch pancakes haven’t changed. He even has his own specialty sausage, made just for Joie’s at the local Super Duper Store.
The 140-seat Main Street cafe is a Winner mainstay that was called Sargent’s when Hopkins was growing up. Visitors are welcome to sit at the businessman’s roundtable, where locals shoot dice to see who picks up the noon tab. But be careful. “Usually it’s the new guy or the guy who only had soup that gets nailed,” laughs Green. Call 842-3788.
ALASKA CAFE — Lemmon
Lemmon is South Dakota’s northernmost city, but it’s still a far cry from the tundra so travelers are surprised to see the Alaska Cafe sign on Highway 12 and they often stop to pose for pictures.
Inside, they get an even better taste of the Land of the Midnight Sun. Pictures of grizzly bears, moose, the Bering Strait and North Pacific fishing boats grace the walls, and proprietor Laura Casey — who runs the cafe with her daughter, Breanna Thomas — has a big compass, the only surviving artifact of her father’s commercial halibut boat that was lost in a storm. Several years after the accident, Laura’s parents moved to Lemmon and she followed seven years ago and opened the restaurant.
Amy Pravecek of Winner chose the Alaska Cafe in Lemmon as her favorite breakfast spot because “everything on their menu is wonderful and the cafe is full of friendly locals who are always willing to visit,” she says.
Pravecek is the territory manager for Phizer in western South Dakota. She travels West River back roads visiting veterinarians, animal health distributors, farmers and ranchers, telling them about Phizer’s vaccination programs.
Alaska Cafe serves breakfast from 7 a.m. to 2 p.m. The big breakfast is a country fried skillet with scrambled eggs, hash browns, chicken fried steak, country gravy and cheddar sauce. Pancakes are the size of big plates.
Pravecek likes to dine on the biscuits and gravy and then take a little walk through the petrified wood park across the street. She also recommends visiting Lemmon Livestock sale barn if you are in town on a Wednesday. Call 374-7588.

Julie Wilkins takes orders from a table of local diners at Sparky’s, a popular three-meals-a-day restaurant on Isabel’s main street.

SPARKY’S — ISABEL
Sparky’s operates from a non-descript building on Isabel’s Main Street, which is busier than you might expect because it also sits along S.D. Highway 65, a north-south corridor that cuts across West River country.
Operated by Ryan Maher, a young entrepreneur and Republican state senator, the restaurant serves three meals a day and sometimes even provides the evening entertainment, which has ranged from karaoke and country bands to pool tournaments, goat-roping and an ugly sweater contest.
Monte James of Yankton chose Sparky’s for their “All American Breakfast”: two sausage patties, two eggs, wheat toast and homemade hashbrowns. “The food is off the charts,” says James, a territory manager for Sioux Steel Company. Sioux Steel is a fourth generation family-owned business that opened in 1918 and makes grain bins, livestock equipment and other steel supplies for farmers and ranchers across the world.
James also frequents Sparky’s while announcing for the Isabel Rodeo, which he has done for the last 10 years. “The locals are friendly and fond of visitors,” he says. “They will want to know all about your comings and goings. And as the name indicates, it is not only a grill but a bar as well and the nightlife at Sparky’s is legendary.” Call 466-2131.
Katie Hunhoff is the editor of South Dakota Magazine, a bi-monthly magazine highlighting South Dakota culture. This article is edited from a feature in the January/February 2013 edition. To subscribe, visit www.SouthDakotaMagazine.com or call 1(800) 456-5117.

It’s been awhile since Lois Lane has put in her two cents, and she’s thinking she should try to do so on a more regular basis. Her excuse is that she sleeps about 21 hours each day. Of course Lois Lane is my cat — I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned that before, but I have a VERY opinionated cat … when she’s awake.
Anyway, I’ll break you (my solo reader – hi, mom!) in easy. This will be a fairly short one.
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First off a bit of a belated “Congrats” to the fifth place girls basketball team. It was a lot of fun keeping up with you throughout the season and I think most of the county thanks you as well, for allowing them to have the “State Tourney Experience.”
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It seems there’s been a lot of bad news in the news lately. Makes one wonder what the blankety-blank brought our society to this sad state? Bad news is expected nationally, but locally, it’s not. Seems like it’s commonplace anymore to learn of so-called parents abusing and too often ultimately killing their children or their step-children or live-in’s children. I can’t begin to understand what is wrong with these people. And don’t try to blame drugs — “I was so messed up on meth I didn’t notice my kid was dead.” — this is not an excuse. It’s just disgusting.
These murderers should be at the very least locked in a very small cell for the rest of their miserable lives, I don’t even think we need to waste public money giving them a trial. Whether they “directly” were responsible for a death or not, they are still guilty — they were supposed to be responsible for the protection of that child. And what about the others involved? There’s always someone who “should have known” after the fact. Parent or not, as an adult, YOU have the responsibility to report bad situations in which children are forced to reside.
I swear, the ability to decipher right from wrong has gone the way of the rotary phone.
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On the other side of the spectrum, you have those few instances of true sacrifice for another human as in the case with the heroes who gave their lives to the Big Sioux so that a child may live. Whether or not these two actually were responsible for saving this boy is irrelevant in my eyes. They both died tragically, but they died heroically and deserve to be remembered as such.
Emergency responders’ advice is to never enter the water in a situation like that, and from a practical standpoint, this is true. One is supposed to throw the victim a flotation device or reach something in toward them to grab onto. Yet, in a life-or-death, split second decision, where life preservers or 10-foot poles are not readily available, the selfless will almost always jump in. While marking the spot of entry and calling 911, may lessen the body count, in freezing water, that kind of time isn’t usually available.
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Well, Lois is out of practice at this and has decided she’s been awake long enough. Here is a little something we borrowed and found entertaining:
These are from a book called, “Disorder in the American Courts,” and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters, who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: “What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?”
WITNESS: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
ATTORNEY: “And why did that upset you?”
WITNESS: “My name is Susan!”

ATTORNEY: “What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?”
WITNESS: “Gucci sweats and Reeboks.”

ATTORNEY: “Are you sexually active?”
WITNESS: “No, I just lie there.”

ATTORNEY: “This myasthenia gravis… does it affect your memory at all?”
WITNESS: “Yes.”
ATTORNEY: “And in what ways does it affect your memory?”
WITNESS: “I forget.”
ATTORNEY: “You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?”

ATTORNEY: “Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?”
WITNESS: “We both do.”
ATTORNEY: “Voodoo?”
WITNESS: “We do.”
ATTORNEY: “You do?”
WITNESS: “Yes, voodoo!”

ATTORNEY: “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”
WITNESS: “Did you actually pass the bar exam?”

ATTORNEY: “The younger son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?”
WITNESS: “He’s 20, much like your IQ.”

ATTORNEY: “Were you present when your picture was taken?”
WITNESS: “Are you ****ing me?”

ATTORNEY: “She had three children, right?”
WITNESS: “Yes.”
ATTORNEY: “How many were boys?”
WITNESS: “None.”
ATTORNEY: “Were there any girls?”
WITNESS: “Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?”

ATTORNEY: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
WITNESS: “By death!”
ATTORNEY: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
WITNESS: “Take a guess!”

ATTORNEY: “Can you describe the individual?”
WITNESS: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
ATTORNEY: “Was this a male or a female?”
WITNESS: “Unless the Circus was in town, I’m going with male.”

ATTORNEY: “Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?”
WITNESS: “All of them! The live ones put up too much of a fight.”

ATTORNEY: “ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?”
WITNESS: “Oral!”

ATTORNEY: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
WITNESS: “The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.”
ATTORNEY: “And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?”
WITNESS: “If not, he was by the time I finished.”

ATTORNEY: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
WITNESS: “Are you qualified to ask that question?”

ATTORNEY: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
WITNESS: “No.”
ATTORNEY: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
WITNESS: “No.”
ATTORNEY: “Did you check for breathing?”
WITNESS: “No.”
ATTORNEY: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
WITNESS: “No.”
ATTORNEY: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
WITNESS: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
ATTORNEY: “I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?”
WITNESS: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!”

Pictured are, seated in front from the left: Nathan Linke, Charlie Enfield and Peyton Uttecht; seated in second row: Kathy Enfield, Tayla Weber, Taylor Burkel, Destiny Brick and Ashleigh Fry; standing: Drew Olinger, Shay Swenson, Garrett Larson, Wyatt Feistner, Aaron Linke, Shaun Snedeker, Taylor Coenen, Dayna Opsahl, Zeb Bruce, Ashlynne Terkildsen and Mr. Weber. Not pictured are Morgan Larson and Ty Ziebart.

The eighth grade students earned the top spot in the Redmen Reading Club for the third quarter. They had an average of 47 points per student with 11 of the 13 students participating.
Students from seventh through 12th grade that scored 50 or more points for the quarter were Nathan Linke, Ashleigh Fry, Aaron Linke, Zeb Bruce, Tayla Weber, Garrett Larson, Ashlynne Terkildsen, Kathy Enfield, Taylor Coenen and Morgan Larson. The students were treated to rolls and juice with Mr. Weber.

 

 

 

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